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    The Monkey Paw Game

    Hey guys im returning this old game form the old fourms. anyway heres how you play

    Basically, it's a common forum game that involves messing up somebody's wishes.

    The rules are that you have to taint the above post's wishes, in any way, whether realistic, funny, wierd, or completely random.

    After you taint someone's wish, you make a wish yourself. And the cycle continues...

    For Example:

    Above post: "I wish for a goldfish."

    Post Below: "It explodes violently, killing your family."


    alright I will start things off

    I wish I had a pet oviraptor

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    It can open doors. Fridge doors. It steals all your eggs.

    I wish my goats had attributes of kong and gojira, respectively. (Bilb Kong and Bonzilla.)

    Sig by Spinymad, Official Goat

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    granted but they are viciously eaten alive by a swarm of winged mutos

    i wish for pie that is pie flavored

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    Granted, but as you eat it a random flying monkey man rips you in half.

    I wish for a wish
    To keep (what remains of) your sanity when balancing, keep humans with the same base stats. Also upscale the smaller classes to match the upscaled humans. It will help.

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    granted a paradox happens and humans don't exist. instead giant sentient birds are the dominate species on earth.

    i wish for 2.0 and acro to come out sooner

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    They do but it's infinitely worse than the current build.

    I wish for cheese
    To keep (what remains of) your sanity when balancing, keep humans with the same base stats. Also upscale the smaller classes to match the upscaled humans. It will help.

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    it becomes alive like the blob and wraps around you and eats you. after that it reproduces with itself and it becomes a giant cheese monster and it wipes out all humanity.

    i wish for Ghidorah to be my personal destroyer of worlds

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    It destroys the one you're on first.

    I wish all my wishes were interpreted exactly the way I meant the to be interpreted.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    so much wishes are mixed up that it causes earth to explode

    i wish for more steam wallet money

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    Granted, but you're hacked 2 seconds later.

    I Wish for EA and Activision to die.

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    Citing your forum post as evidence the prosecuting attorney gets you locked up for first degree murder 2. Your cell does not contain a computer.

    I wish for the ultimate wish.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    (LOL!! good one)
    The wish becomes sentient and destroys the world.

    I wish for PC: Genesis

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    It's orion dino horde.

    I wish for Dino D Day to finish the update.

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    Granted but its even worse than the current build and crashes every fives seconds and the devs for Dino D Day have to make another update for it

    I wish for depth to come out sooner

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    The game is pressed into release without proper testing. An instable AI results in the sharks escaping onto peoples computers and then the internet. With great whites on the loose, surfing the web will never be the same again.

    I wish I was elected president of time.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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