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    you break the laws of time so father time and Dialga personally kill you

    I wish to be Godzilla's son's best freind

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    Unfortunately, Godzilla Jr. likes to hug.

    I wish to lead the armies of humanity the day they rise up against Lucifer in Hell.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    granted but the devil leads an army of demons against humanity. he wins and enslaves humanity for all eternity.

    I wish I was a protoceratops

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    Granted, you're doomed to spend eternity locked in combat with a Velociraptor.

    I wish I could fall asleep faster.
    "No matter what the future may bring, some things will never change! Like the courage and daring of true heroes!" RIP Bionicle.

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    granted but you suffer from sleep paralysis so much you get dehydrated and you fall asleep...FOREVER

    I wish that I was not locked in combat with a Velociraptor for eternity

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    You fall asleep so fast it earns you speeding tickets. Also, people get pretty annoyed of having to wake you from a deep sleep every time you shut your eyes in a drowsy moment. I sure hope you don't snore.

    EDIT because too slow: You lose the fight within 5 minutes, possibly because you fell asleep because of the strong wish that was made just before yours.

    I wish I was the one, the savior of the world, the chosen action hero every movie ever promised me I could be.
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    you are sucked into a black hole which is a small dimension more like a prison you are then killed by an angry spacegodzilla who is plotting to return and destroy earth

    I wish Godzilla and zilla could be friends for once

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    In the short moment when they break up their fighting and look into each others eyes they both realize they could be more than friends. A century from now the last few human survivors roam the earth, always running, always hiding, living off of the scraps of our ones proud civilization. We really shouldn't have tried nuking that nest.

    I wish Giacomo Casanova could take some time off from being dead to teach me a trick or two.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    the zombie apocalypse cometh.

    I wish for said zombies to be wiped out by an army of dinosaurs

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    Some of the dinosaurs are bitten thus creating zombie dinosaurs that roam the earth.

    I wish for receiving a nobel prize.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    It turns out to be an Ig Nobel prize. But at least it's for studying an extremely interesting subject, namely if dinosaur cloning would help provide better fertilizer.

    I wish to be the grand duke of Luxembourg.
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    You die instantly due to random flying monkey man mauling.

    I wish for omnipotence
    To keep (what remains of) your sanity when balancing, keep humans with the same base stats. Also upscale the smaller classes to match the upscaled humans. It will help.

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    You are too powerful for the universe to handle so you get eaten by Cthulhu.

    I wish for a lonely Island scenario with a person of my choice.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    You're very lonely on your island, and that person of your choice is lonely on theirs.

    I wish for a lonely island scenario with a person who chooses me.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    The person that chose you is a crazy stalker who wants to become one with you by eating your flesh.

    I wish for the power to teleport.

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