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    you and the person you chose are attacked and eaten by a dilophosaurs since you were on isla sorna

    I wish for said dilo to be well feed

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    Sanguis gets teleported to Shemps dilo, keeping it well fed, at least until those raptors behind it decide to act.

    I wish for the ability to fly at bicycle speed.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    Sadly the speed is that of 3 extremely fat men on an under size bike, so you'd be faster walking.

    I wish things would quite getting in the way of me buying a new gameing PC

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    The 3 extremely fat men with the bicycle step out of your way, and onto the PC you wanted to buy.

    I wish for colors.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    (another good one Pan)
    They sadly converge together and create one bland disgusting colour.
    I wish PC 2.0 was out.

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    PC 2.0 comes out on the same day your steam account gets deleted by hackers.

    I wish for my cats to stop sleeping on my chest at night.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    They start sleeping on your chest during the day, and they bring their new lion buddy from the zoo.

    I wish I stopped being lazy.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    You become so lazy that you decide breathing is overrated.

    I wish for the word "color" written without a "u" to stop bugging me.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    You no longer like tea, you can't laugh at Mister Bean or Monty Python anymore and a queen now sounds to you like something that belongs in a fairytale.

    I wish I was more motivated.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    In NO universe or parallel dimension could be a version of myself that doesn't find Monty Python funny. Fact. (Btw I'm not British if you thought that)

    You are so motivated, you forget to eat and slowly starve to death.

    I wish for a pet hawk for hunting.

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    Surprise surprise. Hawk attacks you. I'm creative.

    I wish I was creative.

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    Your creativity breaks out in the form of colourful lies that you, unfortunately, tell the wrong kind of people resulting in you having a rendevouz with the fish.

    I wish for a better memory so I don't have to write dozens of notes during the day.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    You remember everything that happens from now on. Do I even have to describe how that would drive you mad and poison your opinion on every person you know because you remember every offhand command they made and exactly how they worded it?

    "(Btw I'm not British if you thought that)" (British enough to insist everyone else talks funny (or writes in this case), that's good enough to monkeypaw you into a yankophile.)

    I wish this wish would turn into something really bad for me.
    Never give up, never forget, moar colors.

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    I don't insist it just looks strange to me

    You get showered in flowers, kittens, puppies and chocolate.

    I wish for colder weather.

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    Temperature reaches Pluto levels
    I wish I knew what to wish for.

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