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    Novaraptor AmericanDragons's Avatar
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    -Giveaway!- Make Me Laugh.

    Hello! Happy Holidays everyone. As a gift to the community, I am giving away an Albino Acro, Snowy Spino, and a Blizzard Nova. How do you enter you may ask? Simple post a reply in the comments below, but make sure it's something funny. The first people to make me laugh, with the best jokes will be posted below, and be contacted on steam. P.S. (Primal carnage jokes will be even better!) Good luck everyone! I can't wait to see your creative responses.

    1st Place-Blizzard Nova Winner: FlooFlop (I don't know why but I found this hilarious.)

    2nd Place-Blizzard Nova Winner: Sanguis (This community am I right!?)

    3rd Place-Albino Acro Winner: Beauty of Darkness (Science yeah!)

    4th Place- Snowy Spino Winner: Frank ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) Baum

    EDIT: Congratulations to our winners! If you are one of the winners, contact me on steam here:http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198208343296/ Thank you everyone for joining! I had a blast reading all the coments.
    "The future is in the past! Onwards Aoshima!"

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    Pterrordactyl Frank ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) Baum's Avatar
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    -What award did the creator of the "knock-knock" joke won?

    -The "no-bell" prize!



    I'm sorry, this is the best I've got

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    What did the acronym professed bartender say when he dropped his Iced Tea?

    "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea!"

    (FLoFF) Floofie: I fear that person with my life

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    roses are red.
    violets are blue.
    nice tits ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
    fluffy dragon/dino thing with a cat fetish. basically.

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    Donald Trump called Hilary Clinton disgusting for going to the bathroom.

    Donald Trump does not go to the bathroom, cause all the crap comes out of his mouth.
    Inb4 Devs cave in and turn PC:E into a full-on roleplaying game.

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    Rubber duck.
    Duty is heavier than Death~

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    How did Ancient Greek people get stoned?


     
    They looked into Medusa's eyes.

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    Official human-hogger (mostly).

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    An airplane full of passengers was flying across the ocean when all of a sudden one of the engines died, and they started going down. Upon landing, most of the passengers were killed, except 3 scientists. James, Tom, and Jordan were the survivors. They decided to build camp, and start up a fire so that they could be rescued, but while gathering fire wood, all three of them were captured by a group of cannibals.

    After they were brought to the cannibals tribe, they were told that they must gather 10 of any type of fruit, and bring it back to them. If they did not, they would be killed and eaten. So off the three scientists went, each to gather their own fruit. James came back first, and he was carrying 10 strawberries. Quite happily he brought them back, but soon to his dismay, they told him he must now shove all 10 of those strawberries up his butt, while showing absolutely no emotion, or he will die. One. Two. Three. Four. While shoving the fifth strawberry in he squinted in pain, and was killed.

    Soon after, Tom arrived back at the cannibals tribe. He was carrying 10 blueberries. They told him that he must shove them up his butt while showing no emotions, or he will be killed. Needless to say, he was quite happy at this fact since blueberries are extremely tiny, and so he began. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. On the tenth, something completely unexpected happened. Tom burst into laughter, and true to their word, the cannibals killed him.

    Now, in heaven, James and Tom met up and began to talk. James asked him why did he burst into laughter? He could have easily lived. But Tom replied, "I saw Jordan carrying 10 pineapples."

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    I am mak u laf, rite?

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    Keep up the good work everyone! We have some very funny ones already!
    "The future is in the past! Onwards Aoshima!"

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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
    Because the p is silent.
    People exist to save themselves.

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    Discussions about community market prices and roleplay servers are a great way to help the developer team fix the most important issues.

    -Moved to Extinction Community-
    Last edited by Sanguis; 12-25-2015 at 03:12 PM.

    Many thanks to Cykotyk for this awesome signature!

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    Mmmm not sure about Primal Carnage but I can post some funny Scottish stories.
    Images contain swearing,
     

    I'm afraid they're actually true.

    Another belter is our last terrorist attack. So a couple of terrorists decide to attack glasgow airport. They fill a jeep with petrol containers and propane gas canisters and drove into the airport, but hit the security banisters. The jeep went on fire, one got out and was got by police, the other ran out on fire, ended up on the ground wraithing and then was kicked in the nuts by an employ. even better is it got us this headline.


    To be honest I don't care if these counts or not because of the images, I just like sharing these xD

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