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    Predator X Red Allosaurus's Avatar
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    I make rice balls.

    Welcome to the Terror Dome,
    the upper echelon, investing on these large balls,
    I got these ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥es wailing like the Japanese,
    Killer whales, humpbacks and these narwhals;
    I'm just trying to strangle these ♥♥♥♥ers,
    I'm just trying to strangle these ♥♥♥♥ers,
    I'm just trying to strangle these

    This is the beep blop, you make the beat flop,
    breathing more cushion than the seat got,
    so we got the beat dropping harder than your son's balls at twelve,
    not to mention that we harder than Viagra with a big ♥♥♥♥;
    I'll ♥♥♥♥ you in the mouth again
    I'll let you know that I'm a schizo; I be hearing ♥♥♥♥,
    so don't be ♥♥♥♥ing me, cause bet your ass I'm hearing it,
    when I get done with you I make sure that you're celibate
    ♥♥♥♥ your dog I can smack at your teeth,
    And I'll ♥♥♥♥ you with a radiator pipe
    what, is that too rude?

    I'm a ♥♥♥♥ing nuisance,
    with different types of abuses,
    I'm running up in the premises,
    helping you tie your nooses,
    cause all of you ♥♥♥♥s are clueless,
    and do not know how to do this,
    I act ♥♥♥♥♥♥ed on stage and then put my fingers in pusses
    Like oh............
    Like oh............
    Oh.............
    Oh............
    Yeah

    I ♥♥♥♥ around for money like a cam whore,
    jerk it to my titties, pop it off on some gay ♥♥♥♥
    I fight your dad in the parking lot,
    and/or beat their ♥♥♥♥ing teeth in cause they raised ♥♥♥♥
    You sound like "I never spanked my kids,
    and I raised a piece of ♥♥♥♥,
    and I drop my kids off at soccer practice every Tuesday"
    This one's for the folks that be dead inside,
    mini-golf champion; you got no drive, player;
    ♥♥♥♥boys treat my dick like a trampoline,
    I only work with paper like a fax machine, uh
    I'm on the car's hood screaming like a mammal,
    ripping through the flannel burning ass on my chest with the camels;
    I'm here to be an act not a role model,
    don't be ♥♥♥♥ing crying when I'm smashing your kid with a bottle

    I'm just chilling making rice balls everyday;
    I'm a simple man, I don't need a microwave....
    I don't need a microwave....
    I don't need a microwave....
    I don't need a microwave....
    I don't need a microwave....
    .... Cause I'm already heated.
    ______________________________________________

    Thanks for your time that I typed this here.

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    ...what
    What

    Official human-hogger (mostly).

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    lay off the joy red you need to go sober


    also jedi please move this thread

    invalid signiture space please refrain from saying goose otherwise the world might explode

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    What.



    10 chars
    Inb4 Devs cave in and turn PC:E into a full-on roleplaying game.

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    Rice balls? I think you mean jelly donuts
    "Juvia lives for the ones that she loves! You've got to as well. If you have love in your life, you must keep on living!

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    You're not the real filthy frank... That's why you don't want the Peace Lords to find out!

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    Philosoraptor Urano Metria's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Allosaurus View Post
    I'm on the car's hood screaming like a mammal
    So you're not a mammal? I guess you really are a venomous monitor lizard
    "Juvia lives for the ones that she loves! You've got to as well. If you have love in your life, you must keep on living!

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    Is it weird I thought it said "I make rich balls"....

    It's 2:46 AM don't judge damnit

    MADE BY THE EPIC GIGABYTER! (FORMERLY KNOWN AS REDTHING)

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    I'm going to close the thread for now and let Croc know about this and see what course of action he suggests.

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